Hello kitty condoms

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You knew that they'd show up eventually, however who knew they'd be within the type of lollipops? Hello Kitty condoms:

Hello Kitty Condoms

hello kitty condoms

These are a quite disturbing development for reasons that ought to be obvious to anyone, however since Hello Kitty fanatics don’t typically follow the foundations when it involves the plain, i'll expound on this a trifle.

1. The last place i need to envision Hello Kitty after I look down is there. In fact, simply the thought of one thing like that occurring is sending shivers down my spine…

2. whereas putting something on associated with Hello Kitty goes against my higher judgement, putting on one thing that’s Hello Kitty there goes well beyond any Hello Kitty Hell I will even imagine.

3. i actually can’t think about something that will be quite as unmanly as having your better half compliment how cute “it” appearance with a Hello Kitty condom wrapped around it (which is that the doubtless reaction of a Hello Kitty fanatic).

4. When a bloke puts a condom on, he just about features a single thought on his mind. This doesn't embrace putting on completely different Hello Kitty condoms as if it were a fashion show.

5. Having to prevent multiple times within the middle of doing it as a result of the Hello Kitty fanatic needs to envision “how cute it is” once more and once more just about would take the thrill and pleasure out of the evening.

6. Being sent to the couch within the Hello Kitty sleeping bag as a result of I wasn’t enthusiastic enough regarding this newest Hello Kitty item would just about replenish the approach i might expect the evening to finish.

As you'll see, the existence of Hello Kitty condoms is just about a nightmare for any guy that features a relationship with a Hello Kitty fanatic and one thing that positively goes to cause the fires in Hello Kitty Hell to succeed in new levels…

Sent in by betty who deserves punishment way worse than even I will imagine, for even thinking that showing my wife the existence of those may in any approach be a decent idea…